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Laugh While You Learn From Real Questions That Have Come In:

Amounts are figurative of course. The aim is to prime thought about how you approach fixing your injuries:

Saying, "I'm doing the exercises now tell me why it hurts to bend and move wrong"… add $20.

 

Not telling me which exercises or stretches you are doing and asking why they hurt to do . . .  add $10 for each one you want me to guess.

 

Saying, "I did some stretches and read your thing, now tell me why my back still hurts to bend and move wrong"… add $20.

 

Saying, "No my yoga teacher, Alexander or Feldenkrais worker, chiropractor.. are really helping because I've been going to them for years because I still have this same pain." Add $30 to base amount, and use my books which cost less than even one visit to them, and my free articles to see how to stop what is causing the pain and go back to your life, pain-free.

 

Saying, "I HAVE to bend wrong in my work as a health care provider and role model to others about health"… add $50 for not practicing what you preach. I will show you how to do great work in healthier, non-damaging way.

 

Doing a few exercises then writing me that you still have pain and I didn't fix you, when you have not stopped hundreds of daily bad movements, are continuing to do many bad exercises, and don't understand that stretches and exercises don't fix movement habits … add bad karma to a $40 fee.

 

Asking me to rewrite the same answers already in my free web site articles… add $20. That were in the last e-mail I already sent you . . . $100. (Unless you're providing insight to fix things I didn't explain well, then I will add more fix to thank you.)

 

Saying, "You’re wrong" without providing your clear interesting new info that benefits… $30 for first occurrence and $100 for each additional occurrence.

 

Using other people's methods that counteract or ignore my work, then coming back to me asking why you still hurt… add $50.

 

Asking what page in the book your information is on. Getting an old edition or the wrong book because it was cheaper… add $30.

 

Complaining that your neck and back hurt to sit badly to read the information…. add $50.

 

Asking me to work free, because you already spent a lot on special beds, years of chiropractic, yoga, and paying others…. add $100.

 

Demanding new consults for the same one donation and being unappreciative when I already helped with many free replies . . . add another donation and know you have made a bad impression.

 

Making a complaint, rather than a kind inquiry, when I haven't had the chance to reply with complete answers within minutes or hours of your mail, that I may not have even received yet…. Best to skip donating or writing me.

 

If you are (another) reporter asking me to write an article for you, answering your questions point by point, by your deadline any minute now, put an amount equal to how good you want the article to be. If you put your own name on my article, add $200. If you take my words out of context making them appear wrong, add another $500. If you change the facts to the same wrong ones you wanted in the first place, like last time, that incurs infinite recurring charge.

 

Putting in one dollar and expecting detailed consideration of your questions and time writing replies, on which PayPal takes almost half, and because of minimum withdrawals, I cannot withdraw anyway…. go to some other top professional and offer them one dollar, get their answer, let me know what they said and I will tell you if it's true.

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Saying, "Thank you" … subtract $2 per use.

Saying, "I now understand causes of my pain and am stopping my own pain at the cause, rather than bending and sitting badly and asking why I still hurt"… You may subtract $30.

 

Saying, "I see why I don't need constant recurring treatments for the same pain, and am now preventing my pain"… You may subtract $30

 

Saying, "My surgeon purchased your books and booked appointments with you to learn more because I fixed my pain and theirs too using your work"… no donation required on your next question.

 

 

 

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